I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
- George Best -

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
- Don Marquis -

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working
- Harold Rudolph -

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer.
- Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing -

A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts.
- Steve Fergosi -

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- WC Fields -

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.
- P.J. O'Rourke -

But the greatest love ?�� the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
- Irish love ballad -

The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you.
- American folk saying -

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry -

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- Ernest Hemingway -

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde -

Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
- Anonymous -

Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?
- Milan Maximovich -

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
- Henny Youngman -

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
- Alvan L. Barach -

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
- Irish proverb -

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.
- Karl Marx -

The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
- William Blake -